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Refer to page 1 for copyright. The Dungeon The plan to create a Top 100 List has come to fruition. However, there are several other bits of advice marauder would follow if she ever became an Evil Overlord... Cellblock A I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as membe

Refer to page 1 for copyright notice. Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, n

Attention all Evil Overlord List Aspirants: Contrary to popular belief, taking over the universe is not as easy as it would first appear. Due to the complexity of this task, marauder regrets that she is currently unable to give the list the attention it deserves. The list is therefore going on a temporary hiatus. This is a temporary condition. As soon as she is able to respond in a timely manner -- or until she becomes unquestioned lord and master of all things, whichever comes first -- the list will not be updated and no new suggestions will be considered. She would sincerely apologize for this inconvenience, were it in character for an Evil